The only problem that the woman at the gym was having

The only problem that the woman at the gym was having is
the ability to TELL THE TRUTH! Hell, she opened her
mouth and lied to a complete stranger without even being
spoken to.
The reason she might have a problem "finding and keeping a
boy friend" is that she's a liar! I don't know a lot of
people that feel compelled to lie to people they've never
met or spoken to, but this is a little red flag, in my
humble opinion. And it's surely NOT a sign of SHYNESS.
LOL! You're killing me.
Yea, ALL of my shy friends feel compelled to start
conversations with strangers by lying. It's a fundamental
part of the "shyness" complex.
CRACK PIPE PLEASE.
Oh, and this "woman's delicate psyche" B.S. is really
nice. How nice of you to frame all women as "delicate
psychological flowers" who are wrongfully injured by
brutally interesting men who bust on them.
And to wrap up, you go with:
"I urge you to reconsider the advice given to that
man. I am not the only one to say this. Maybe you should
quit writing this column and give the job to a woman!!!"
Yea, you're right...
I'm reconsidering right now.
Oh, already came to a decision... I was right on.
And you know, I really think your idea of me turning over
this "column" to a woman is a great idea. Maybe you could
handle it for me?
Let me guess, you're actually writing this from your laptop
inside the "Carter" building... you know, the one in New
Jack City that was taken over by gangsters and converted
into... what else?
A CRACK HOUSE.
Wow, I could work with this material all day. If I can
stop laughing maybe I'll dig up your other emails that
you've sent me since this one for the next mailbags... I
couldn't imagine better material if I tried.
***QUESTION***
Hi,
Could you give an Cocky and Funny example answering "What
time is it?" from an obviously interested (well, more or
less) chick?
DJ
>>>MY COMMENTS:
This is a great question.
I think it's a great idea to come up with some great
comebacks for common situations like this. Think them
through.
There are probably 10 or 20 situations where women start
talking to you, and you should be ready for all of them.
To answer your specific question... try these:
"I will tell you the time, but I just want to let you
know that I see right through your little ploy to meet me.
I realize that you probably don't see such attractive
men often, but you didn't have to use such an obvious
line to meet me."
"It's time for you to get a watch."
"What an unoriginal pickup line."
...now come up with 10 of your own. And come up with
others for the other common situations where women start
talking to you.
***SUCCESS STORY***
i juz thought u might like to hear about a very recent
success story...earlier today actually....i was in school
(college summer classes) not plannin on pickin up girls at
all....i mean i was there in basketball shorts and
slippers, wut can i say, i was tired, i didnt feel like
gettin all dressed up for school...well anyways...on to the
story....there was this new girl there, id hafta rate her
about an 8, the body was bangin....neways i went outside the
class to work and so did she so i layed deep into the C&F.
like soon as the door closed im all "why u following me?
geez" well we got to talkin cuz as we all know...bookwork
is very boring...after about an hour shes all "take me to
lunch, i'm buying" so i was like "naw i got a lotta book
work to do u need to get to work slacker" and that did it.
she was like "be a slacker with me, cmon, please??" it was
great so after awhile of her begging i went out and let her
buy me lunch....well i juz thought u'd like to hear yet
another success story.
J.B. Nor Cal
>>>MY COMMENTS:
One of the greatest things you can do is play hard to
get when a woman is doing something uncharacteristic...
like offering to buy you lunch or take you out.
It's ESPECIALLY powerful if the woman is unusually
attractive. Attractive women have NO IDEA what to do
when a man isn't being a typical wussy... it creates
a situation that is both mysterious and challenging to
the woman.
I've had plenty of success in my day when I was not all
dressed up. When you're dressed casually and it's obvious
that you don't care what others think... AND you're being
Cocky and Funny is kind of says "I am a person that has
power regardless of my appearance". It's powerful.
***QUESTION***
Dear Dave,
Your techniques are right on target. Your guidelines
helped me become successful on everything from approaching
women to being confident and having fun doing it. I went
from the nice guy "wussy" that women practically ignored, to
something along the lines of well, a player! The cocky
funny routine matches with my sarcastic personality and
women cant seem to get enough of it.
Ok, well Ive done the routine and picked from about the