***SUCCESS STORY***

***SUCCESS STORY***
Hey Dave,
Your stuff is amazing. Check out this success story. I was
at
a coffee shop with some friends. I was sitting at a table
all
by myself right next to my friends, because there wasn't
enough room for all of us to sit at the same table. I had
two
empty chairs at my table. This hottie comes in with two of
her female friends. As she was ordering her coffee, we
make
eye contact, and after four to five seconds I look at my
watch. She does the same thing. I know she was checking me
out. She comes and sits at the table in front of me. There
were only two chairs at her table. She walks up to me and
says:
Can I borrow a chair. I said : Sure. I know. Wussy. But it
gets better. She takes the chair and sits but her back is
facing me. So I tell her: "Excuse me I was nice enough to
let you borrow my chair and all of a sudden you turn your
back on me. " Oh I 'm sorry, well where do you want me to
sit" She says. So I say " why don't you tell your two
friends
to push a little bit and you sit there, therefore you don't
have your back turned on me and you can see my pretty face.
She starts laughing as she's moving over. So I accused her.
"Are you laughing in my face. My face is not to be laughed
at, it is to be admired." She comes and sits at my table,
where there was the other chair
HER: Sorry but I wasn't laughing in your face
ME: Yes you were.
HER: I am sorry then. My name is Lisa
ME: I am glad you told me but it's too late for first
impressions. Look at you, right now you have your back
turned on your friends. This is very disrespectful.
HER: Oh come on stop it.
ME: Stop what, this is reality
HER: Well where do you want me to sit
ME: You can come and sit next to me, my back is facing the
window. (she actually came and sat next to me.She asked
me for a light)
HER: Can I borrow your lighter
ME: Well it all depends
HER: It depends on what
ME: On whether you want to light up your cigarette, or you
want to light up a fire in this coffee shop. (she starts
laughing, so I kept on going), because if it's the
second
one then forget it, I have my fingerprints on this
lighter
and I will be accused for your actions. (she continues
to
laugh)
HER: No I want to light up my cigarette.
ME: Well now that we have established that fact, what do I
get in return.
HER: In return for what
ME: Well listen, I let you borrow my chair and i didn't say
anything, but my lighter is pushing it. So I want to get
something in return.
HER: A hug
ME: You can do better than that
HER: OK a kiss
ME: I tell you what. you give me a hug for letting you
borrow
my chair and a kiss for my lighter.
HER: Wo. You're pushing it
ME: Fine no lighter. And I will go and get my chair back.
( As I get up she stops me)
HER: Ok fine. ( So i got the kiss and the hug, This routine
is
amazing)
HER: I like your watch
ME: Thanks. This watch has a battery that has 100 years
guarantee. I will be dead and the watch will still be
working. ( she starts laughing).
ME: You want to try it on
HER: Ya sure ( she wears it)
ME: Naa, it doesn't look good on you. I, on the other hand,
make it look good. (And I grabbed it out of of her
wrist)
After some small talk I got her e-mail and phone number. We
have been out a couple of times but I play everything
according to your book. I end all conversations and phone
calls. I have here call me and say that I am busy. i have
established that I want to be just friends. I still accuse
her for having her back turned on people so therefore she
always sits next to me because I always sit by the window.
Thanks for all the advice
Pure genius.